How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.”Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?”The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!I almost had an accident!I looked up and there was a tree right in

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “Iwas once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we

Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is onfire.” The dispatcher says, “Well, can you tell me how we get there?””Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course.”

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!