Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t commin’!

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you’re on top of each other?”His mother ,very surprised, replies; “Honey you know how fat daddy is, I’m jumping on

After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.The bartender replied “There’s one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of

This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his and their surprise a couple were going at it on the

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, “Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I don’t know how they’d get in there!

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to