Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.- You’re always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations.- Nobody listens to you anymore, because
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.”No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren’t any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutley religioius woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her.When the first rescue boat came in the worker called for
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!