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Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What’s the difference between a dead dog on the
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?””Ten,” she replied.”What are their names?” he asked.”LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.”They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, “Next!”He asks the first nun, “Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask this: Have you ever come in contact with a penis?”The first nun says,