Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could only say
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on280. Please be careful!””Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, “Okay, everybody, we’re going to rape all the men and rob all
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks out and exclaims –
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter’s milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, “I know teacher!”Number One: It’s fresh.Number Two: It’s nutritious.Number Three: I’t served at just the right temperature.And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re both stuck up cunts!!