Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.” Me, too” said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.”They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate ’til
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Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in my daughter’s room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.”He paused. “I didn’t even know she smoked!”The second drunk said… “I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.The first
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It’s the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam!”What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?A stickWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?Nacho cheeseWhat do you get from
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis.They spotted this old fellow leaving a bar sort of “duck waddling” down
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -“Crisco? Crisco? CRIS–CO!!!!”Finally a store clerk approached.”Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.””Oh,” replied the old guy, “I’m not looking for Crisco, I’m calling my wife.””Your wife is named “Crisco?””Nah,” he answered, “I only call her