How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!
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A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper”.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he’s going to use it for.The man
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.6. Choir wears leather robes.5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of the lessor known ones…The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia …….. U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars … Go GoghThe real
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He’ll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim – “Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?”When the teacher answers yes,
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.