A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on mars (they could do that then). So they go to mars and meet a martain couple and start talking about they way they do things and come to the subject of sex. They decide to
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Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN HIS PASSING.A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. “Is Fred home?” he asked the woman who answered the door. “Sorry,” the woman replied. “Fred’s gone for cotton.”The next day the collector tried
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -“I want to leave no tern unstoned”