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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives is a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to herself I’ll give it a try just to see what
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin–January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year “1” and ends with year “100”-thus the reason why the 20th century began at the start of 1901
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,” a voice said “Huh?, oh well,” the robber said and continued shinning his torch. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot.