There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:”Mommy what’s that?” as he pointed down to her.”Well, that’s Mommy’s washcloth.”The next day he walked in on her again, & asked her
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Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It’s only fair. Since smokers aren’t around as long as the rest of us, they should pay more while they’re here.I quit smoking once
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: “Ma’am it looks like you blew a seal.”The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: “No, it’s just Mayonaise.”
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees – always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn’t making enough money to warrant two employees
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.A girl standing