Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo’ Mama is so old,
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come over here and sit down!”. And Adam did so.”Adam,” spoke the Creator, “I see your countenance is fallen and you seem to feel rotten and lonely.” Adam said nothing in response. “So,” continued the Lord, “I
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.Saint Peter says, “Well, Forest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!