Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, “Roger!”, and was relieved to hear a faint reply.”Okay Rodge,” shouted Barry, “I’m gonna throw a rope down to
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Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes, he scares away all the game. The friend promises that if he is allowed to go, he will stay at
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, “For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!”The man thinks for a minute, and says, “I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii. I’m scared of flying
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?””No,” says Monica. “Mustard!”
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!