How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it should be open when she brings it to you!
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A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered..”is it on or off?”
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 500 years. A girl statue and a boy statue.Finally one day the Good Fairy came down. You have been here for five centuries, naked just looking at one another. Now, the Good Fairy