What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!

This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says “hello hello hello”And the wife says “what, aren’t you talking to me!”

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go downtown with you to beat up queers!

You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!