A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day’s fishing.After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parents won’t allow him to
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”The rabbit says, “No, of course not!”So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series. The batting, pitching, and bench coaches for the Mets held a press conference earlier today. They
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?A: Kermit the Frog’s undivided attention.