Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult. Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a meeting of top scientists, held in
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil.
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off…the train hit the blonde. The Brunette then got back onto the tracks and started saying, “22…..22……22…..”
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That’s impossible!JACK: No it’s not. I’m 8 today.TEACHER: Mike, go to the map and show me where America is.MIKE: Here it is !TEACHER:
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!About halfway through the first quarter, Bob