TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail.”
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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender’ man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!’ and orders a mug of beer.He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender, ‘man,
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a “No Open Fly” zone!
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flockof birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim.The guide grabbed his arm and said “Oh,no! These are foo birds andto shoot one means terrible
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.