Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
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So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the “Oval Office”, seems someoneliked the name the “Oral Office” better!
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: “I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off.” So he jumped off, hit
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The bartender says – “I’m sorry we don’t serve food here”.
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang ’em the looser they get.
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said…”If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it in the river!”Then he talked some more and a little while later he said….”If I
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils done to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one must live by a dog’s rule of life”:”If you can’t eat it or fuck it…PISS ON IT!”