Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”
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ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are after you be8. CAESAREAN SECTION–A district in Rome. COLIC–A sheep dog. COMA–A punctuation mark. CONGENITAL–Friendly. DILATE–To live longer. FESTER–Quicker. G.I. SERIES–Baseball game between teams of soldiers. GRIPPE–A suitcase. HANGNAIL–A coat hook. MEDICAL STAFF–A Doctor’s cane. MINOR
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis…He agrees, and does so.When his penis isn’t erect you can see the letters
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I’ll grant you each a wish. The first guy said I wish I were 25% smarter. So poof! He was 25% smater built a
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI. The agents explained to them their final test.”We have each one of your wives contained in separate cells and what you guys have to do in order to complete
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch? A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.