A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.””I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.”
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What’s with these guys? We’ve been waiting for 15
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.The first priest approached the
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first – “This is for my country” and he throws the gernade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying and asks “what’s the matter”?
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!”Then the carrot was like “You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!”Then the dick said
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!