A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart”.911: “is this her first child?”.Man: “Of course not, you idiot…this is her husband”!
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What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really bad,” said the second bee, “the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey”No problem,” said the first bee, “Just fly down five blocks
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. “What are you doing, the kid asked”.Well, you wanted a brother, so we’re making you one.The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker’s tailpipe.”Son…what the hell are
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!