Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”5. If you have a glass eye,
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”The grandfather smiles. “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t.It’s too wiggly and limp to
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a roomwhere a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course theQueen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities