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Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,” said the dying man.”I say, renounce the devil and his works!””No way!,” the man repeats.”And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?” asks Father Murphy.”Because,” said the dying man…”I want to wait until
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he’s very curious as to who might show up.When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.”How have you been?” he asks.”I’ve been
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.” The officer wanting to be sure
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.”You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.”No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The psychiatrist that ran the institution decided it was better to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first.”Tell me,” said the doctor, “if