What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
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Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch my backFor window sills all
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do splits.7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.6. Cross their legs without rearranging.5. Get picked up in a bar
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said “What are you doing?”She said “I’m leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile.”And the guy responded “Pedofile! That’s a pretty big word coming from a twelve year old”!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager noticed a cork up the other teenagers butt. So when they got out of the showerhouse, the first teenager ask why he had a cork