Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
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Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod –one that did not admit Jews.The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, “Sorry, no room. The hotel is full.”The Jewish lady said, “But your sign says
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.”Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton.”Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff.”
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.He asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!