Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaserEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES17… Need to wash my hair25… Need to wash and condition my hair 35… Need to color my hair48… Need to have Francois color my hair66… Need to
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Why?”
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look on the negative side, so you’ll never be dissapointed.*Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you’ll get, or how long it
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, “You’ve lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know.”The cat thinks for a minute and says “Well, all my
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, “Wow”, he is sogood looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off”.”I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!”
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called information to
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!