One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the heather the lass says;”ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!wee jordy says “aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?Well she says “i can tell
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A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said ‘No Way! You’re going to By-God West Virginia Univ.’Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to a
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.” I told the misses that I would be home by midnight…promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.Just
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt