Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn’t stop as quick!
Category: Miscellaneous
Total 3979 Posts
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair with a woman – almost.”The priest says, “What do you mean, ‘almost’?”The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?” Smitty says, “I want to get laid.”So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: “Ah, you’re lovely, aren’t you?” she says to the first dog. “What’s your
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!