Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.” The bartender says “Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that.” The man says “Just pour them.”The man takes the first shot and the bartender says “Hey, you want to talk about it”? The
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China?””I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?””I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.He set it down so fast and hard that it
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, “I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin’ on me with a
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as