Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya.””Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Tim.But where’s my husband?””That’s what I’m here to be tellin’ ya, Brenda. There was an
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1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo field of all your checks write “for sensual massage.”3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink.So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way.Then the Scotsman sets off, and he only gets
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz each nun with adifferent question to see if they really desereved to go to Heaven.St. Peter asked the first nun, “Nun, Who was the first man
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present. Suddenly, a nurse from NewYork City said, “Well, I have discovered men are all alike!”Whereupon, a pert little nurse from Dallas laughed and slapped thetable. “Gal,” she said, “men are all Ah like, too!”