10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn’t made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to
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Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass the bar!
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, “Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?””Well,” said the farmer, “that there pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!