A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.He tells them, “Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use thewords liver and cheese in a sentence.” So, the first guy says,
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Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.Then she wispered in his ear “I guess I’m just gonna spend all night on my back with my legs in the air.”Rufus thought about
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s wrong!!!!
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. “Milty, she’s a real gypsy, and she brings the voices of the dead from the other world. We all talk to them! Last week, I talked with my mother, may
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I’m half-way to the nut hatch.””What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.So Mary bought a
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.”So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?” “Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and