Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away, his friend interrupts him, “Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once!”So he starts again, “Hashimoto
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke – the third wasn’t quick enough..
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They are driving together one day when they get into a car accident. They all die and float up towards the gates of Heaven. When they get there, an angel who tells them
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On going to war over religion:) You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.2. I used to smoke pot until I came to the conclusion… what was that conclusion, anyway?3. (On the