You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
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Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he’s a pinata.
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.