On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy.Then the candy store
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Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole hand up my cunt!”Then the second girl says “well, I can get a whole foot up mine!”Finally, the other girl says “I don’t mean to brag, but could you help me off this stool!”
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a good pig and a bad boy.
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!