A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the
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Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d have nothing to play with.A girl phoned me the other day and said ….”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.During
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, “I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball… on two conditions!””Anything, ” says Cinderella, “anything!””Okay the
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, “Barkeep! Give me a beer!”The bartender replies, “Well uh..aren’t you a piece of string?”The piece of string answers, “Yeah!”And the bartender says, “Well get out of here! We don’t serve your kind!”So