A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.But Snow White adores 7up.
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn’t have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday the teacher asks: “How many grains of sand
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. “But why?, they asked, as they moved off.”Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the bark!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’ while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named ‘Juan’. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?””None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.””Well, the answer