Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.
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When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he’s only 4 Kg.Next
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in?A LIGHTHOUSE!!!
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the “lesser of twoweevils.”