What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
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Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left it.
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions of the item, and ask the kids to guess what it was. First she said to the children “I have something long
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not inhale.”His baloney has a second name:”I wasn’t getting tail.”He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bullshit sound OK!
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little redstreet in a little red town. Now this little red man wanted to take alittle red shower so he put his little red towel on the little red towelrack. Just as he was about
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!