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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blonde, she needed directions!

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.

Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. I whipped out my Million Dollar Bar and whispered “Hey Sweetheart, how’d you like Crunch on My Big Hunk” she

There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning. So he woke

Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!