A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, “You got any grapes?”Guy at the counter says, “No, we don’t have any grapes.”Duck says “okay.” and he leaves.The next day the duck comes back in and says “You got any grapes?”The man once again replies,
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The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between two points he chose.The first general accepted.
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s body. Worried, she asks him what happened.He replies:” Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn’t Indians sc
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man.When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked