Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
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The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well they didn’t want to do anything wrong so they approached their Parish Priest for advice.Father, the young couple asked … “is it ok to
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.”My dad owns a
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car… So she visited an expert. The expert said:”Go visit the Dwarven Town.
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:’em are ducks’em are notoh ‘es ‘ey aresee ’em wangs’ell ill be’em are ducks
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water &
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview.”Sir, I am