Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn’t cut under
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. “Do you want a screwdriver?” she asked.The chauffeur shrugged. “Might as well,” he
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven’t seen all of her!