Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely honest, because they mixed their paint with water.One day Jim’s conscience started to bother him as they painted a poor widow’s house. The next day Jim told Peter he just couldn’t be dishonest anymore.”Don’t quit now,”
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A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.”I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man.”6 shots! Are you celebrating something?””Yeah, my first blow job.””Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.””No offense, sir.
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you,” the devil said.In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO taste like chicken!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!