Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
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Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity.They come to a room marked “Hitler.” Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to escape,Eva applies another iron. “I can’t spend eternity
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, “who are you and what are you charged with”??”I’m duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park”.2nd one comes in, ” who are
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to seeif he can find the perfect present!5. If
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!