Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, “What
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink….do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke….do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters….do we leave
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s it in his honey!!