A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec’un so?””Why that’s because your from Kentucky son.” The dad responses.The next day the kid gets home from school…”Daddy, daddy! I’m the

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a whilebut then smiled and said…”Cool!…It really works”!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!””What’s the problem, Eve?””Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.””Why is that, Eve?”