Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
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What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of our work.”Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, “We’re the Nobody that Midas brags about.”
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don’t know, there are some things even a blonde won’t do.A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won’t stop until it gets blood.
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. ‘Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.’ The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.The frog starts shouting, ‘Hey!
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.