Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
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A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with.
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair and sadly said: “Why is some of your hair white mommy?”The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.The girl thought about