A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”Indian: “Dog no talk.”Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”Dog: “Doin’ alright.”Indian: shows extreme look of shockCowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?”
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.””Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.”Who was God’s
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old.The 60 yo, started complaining. He said “I wish I could just piss all at once and not dribble, dribble,
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, “Where did you get that?”A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”